Wilmington finally has become a part of the GROUPON inner circle - a private club for cities of great power, prestige, and success! Unfortunately, Wilmington shares it's fame with Newark: obviously Wilmington listed first...even though alphabetically counter-intuitive. It's great! Now we get deals like the inaugural $10 worth of hot dogs for $5 at Johnny's Dog House or an $8 trip (for two) to Ramsey's Corn Maze.
I'm hoping I'll be able to get a 52% discount on tractor driving lessons or only pay $4 for $4.50 worth of unibrow waxing. This could really be the start of something great.
Groupon.com, y'all!
I'm about to grope-on you, biv.
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